Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
A womanโs garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes wonโt ripen. She goes to her neighbor and says, โYour tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?โ
The man replies, โWell, it may sound absurd but hereโs what to do. Tonight thereโs no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and theyโll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning theyโll all be red, youโll see.โ
She says to herself "Well, what the heck it canโt hurt to try it."
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
โSo so,โ she answers. โThe tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.โ
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret - and this makes it very easy to blackmail them, merely by saying: "I know the whole truth."
So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, "Just don't tell your mother."
The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again "I know the whole truth," he asserts boldly.
The mailman stops in his tracks, then, tears in his eyes, drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms and says: "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!!!"
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