Girlfriend was working on the motorcycle with me the other day...
She exclaimed "God! This is ridiculous. I need, like, four arms to do this!".
To which I replied "but honey, you DO have forearms!"
No! You can't force me to shave my forearms!
I have a right to bear arms!
Cutting my arms was the best descision I've ever made
Hands down.
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs and hang on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod.
I know a guy who had both arms amputated from elbow to shoulder.
He is always serious and never humerus.
What do you call a group of arms?
An army.
What do you call a t-shirt with cut off arms?
An amputee.
What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?
A quick pick-me-up.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
Have you heard of the story about the campanologist without arms?
Doesn't ring a bell.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
I'm glad I have my 2nd Amendment right to bear arms.
Otherwise, I'd have been amputated at birth.