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Rock Puns
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
A Case of Defamation
A Case of Defamation A woman was sued by a man for defamation of character. He charged that she had called him a pig. She was found guilty and fined. After the trial, she asked the judge: "Does this mean I cannot call Mr. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true. "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mr. Johnson?" asked the woman. The judge replied that she could indeed call a pig Mr. Johnson with no fear of being charged with a crime. The woman turned, looked directly at Mr. Johnson, and said, "Good afternoon, Mr. Johnson."
Corona Virus Jokes
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Anti Jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Quotes
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
One Liners and Short Jokes
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the Fear of long words.
Funny Limericks
If you’re lacking a little good cheer,
Go and tickle a bull in the rear.
For I’m sure that the rumor,
That they’ve no sense of humor,
Is a product of ignorant fear.
There was a young fellow named Weir,
Who hadn't an inch of fear.
He indulged a desire,
To touch a live wire,
And he celebrated by drinking beer.
Heart Puns
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
Cookie Puns
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
Puns
When you’re alone in Germany being approached by a group of old men
You have to fear the wurst.
Chemistry Puns
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
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