“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
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