"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
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