“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
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