Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
When are you due back in heaven?
Honestly, I really lilac you.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!