“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson