“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
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