"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
Go to BabaMail
