"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
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