"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
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