“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
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