"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
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