"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
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