“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
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