"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather