“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
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