“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb