“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.” – Anonymous
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.” — Stanley J. Randall
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin