“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
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