“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.” — Anonymous
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
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