“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
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