“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan