“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
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