“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr