“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“Every mile is two in winter.”