“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
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