"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
"I don't tan. I burn"
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift