“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
"I don't tan. I burn"
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
Summer should get a speeding ticket
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger