“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
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