“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
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