“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
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