"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
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