"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
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