“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
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