"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson