"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson