"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
Don Kardong
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)