“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
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