"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" —George Carlin
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"Older people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get." —Robert Orben
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain