"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
“You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” —Billy Arthur
"Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too." – Lionel Kauffman
"People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." - George Burns
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure." - Dennis Wolfberg
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
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