You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You're just my cup of tea!
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"