Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
So how many cats do you have?
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Are you a red light because stop.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?