You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Are you a red light because stop.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.