I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
How about we get down to monkey business?
You had me at ruff.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.