You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.