Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.