The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You look a lot like my next victim.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I'd drink your bathwater.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
How much will $20 get me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?