I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.