What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
How much will $20 get me?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You're the thought that counts!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I dreamt about you. You died.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.