If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I'd drink your bathwater.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
How much will $20 get me?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.