You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
How much will $20 get me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!