Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How much will $20 get me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're the thought that counts!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?