I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I'd drink your bathwater.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You look a lot like my next victim.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How much will $20 get me?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?