I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.