Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're the thought that counts!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?