Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.