Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.