How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
How much will $20 get me?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.