Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You look a lot like my next victim.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.