Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I'd drink your bathwater.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.