Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.