Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're the thought that counts!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?