Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I'd drink your bathwater.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How much will $20 get me?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.