Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I'd drink your bathwater.
How much will $20 get me?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're the thought that counts!
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.