Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I'd drink your bathwater.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You look a lot like my next victim.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How much will $20 get me?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.