How much will $20 get me?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?