Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You look a lot like my next victim.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You're the thought that counts!
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
How much will $20 get me?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.