Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're the thought that counts!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I'd drink your bathwater.
How much will $20 get me?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?