You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You look a lot like my next victim.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You're the thought that counts!
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.