Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're the thought that counts!
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?