Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I dreamt about you. You died.
How much will $20 get me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
You're the thought that counts!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I'd drink your bathwater.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.