I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How much will $20 get me?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!