Cell phones are a static symbol.
What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
What do cell phones order at dinner?
Apps.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?
A gap in coverage.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
Why don't birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.