Theory

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy