Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)