"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)