"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)