"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.