"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.