"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.