"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)