Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Want to see the real coming attraction?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?