Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)