Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'