“I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.”
“Well, that’s what they get for messing with my girl.”
- Bugsy (1991)
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!