Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.