You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.