Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.