You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.