Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.