Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.