I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.