Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.