I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.