You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.