I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.