Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.