Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!