Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.