Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.