Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.