Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.