I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.