Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.