Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

These medical pick-up lines are a real hoot!

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.