Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.